INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Subject: INSTALLING A HUSBAND Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:34 am

Quote :: Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs , such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and MLB 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.

DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, D0 NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck Desperate...

Wink

Subject: Re: INSTALLING A HUSBAND Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:57 am

I don't get it ? How do I find the caves ?

Subject: Re: INSTALLING A HUSBAND Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:55 pm

Caving V3.001.408 is an optional download for Husband 1.0 but does have an mandatory program attached called Caver_Phone_Home which has known to be unreliable following the Beer 6.1 program...

Hope this helps Laughing

Subject: Re: INSTALLING A HUSBAND Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:03 pm

TO FIND CAVES "GO TO THE CAVE SECTION" AND NOT THE WRITTEN SECTION ' FAILING THAT GET A SENSE OF HUMOUR PROGRAME INSTALLED ,THAT SHOULD DO THE TRICK lol!

Subject: Re: INSTALLING A HUSBAND Wed 11 Feb 2009, 5:41 pm

See, that's the problem with Husband 1.0, the SatNav program is optional on some models... lol!

Subject: Re: INSTALLING A HUSBAND Thu 12 Feb 2009, 1:08 am

everythings optional with me i come as a basic package . but you already know that Crying or Very sad

Subject: Re: INSTALLING A HUSBAND Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:25 am

I knew a joke once. Only once though, I don't know any at all now. clown

Subject: Re: INSTALLING A HUSBAND Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:06 am

Leahy Mike wrote:: everythings optional with me i come as a basic package . but you already know that

It's okay to have feelings you know! There there, there there... You know your way round Caves and Mine's, and the Bar, that's all we ask of you Wink

Marc wrote:: I knew a joke once. Only once though, I don't know any at all now.

I never realised men could be so open with their feelings, maybe we should have a "Counselling" section on here for "down" days for everyone... Wink

Subject: Re: INSTALLING A HUSBAND Thu 12 Feb 2009, 1:43 pm

if you start a counselling sesction well never get any bloody caving done What a Face

Subject: Re: INSTALLING A HUSBAND Fri 13 Feb 2009, 4:43 pm

true, want me to ask an admin to lock the post? Wink